You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not rant, I’m telling you why
The FBI is coming to town
They’re making a list
They’re checking on Twitter
They’re gonna find out if you’re a bullshitter
The FBI is coming to town
They’ve seen all of your selfies
Of you on the Capitol steps
Deleting them won’t do any good
‘Cause the servers don’t forget
You better not post
You better not like
You better not follow Trump’s rambling shite
The FBI is coming to town
Don’t go to work
You’ve lost your job
Your employer don’t need no fascist-ass yob
The FBI is coming to town
They see you when you’re texting
They’ve got your IP address
They know your Reddit login
And your iPhone’s GPS
You better not whine
You better not fuss
Trump’s done with you now so you’re under the bus
The FBI is coming to town
They know yer address
The guns that you’ve got
When they kick in your door you’re gonna get shot
The FBI is taking you down
So pack all your belongings
In your truck and off you go
As well he never built that wall
‘Cause you’re off to Mexico…
Oi!